Me: You know, as of today I'm worth more to you dead then alive.
Missus: Why's that?
Me: Because I have a $100,000 life insurance policy. But you can't kill me for another thirty days.
Missus: Your worth more to me alive then dead right now.
Me: Why's that?
Missus: Because right now you're a continual source of income, so when you're six months from retirement, that's when I'd kill you off.
I love my Missus!
And the hits just keep on comin'.....
4 weeks ago